$DOGE On the street, an old acquaintance barked... DOGE is on the hunt again, sniffing for money.

Maximum: 0.233013 — at that moment, Elon thought it was time to tweet... but he held back.

Minimum: 0.213740 — those who accidentally sold 'at market' in panic went there.

Current: 0.229230 — the dog is warming by the fireplace and wondering if it's time to blow up the internet again.

Analysis by likes and barks:

DOGE behaves like a typical pug on the exchange — first it rushes to the ceiling, then it flops flat, and then suddenly pumps on memes from 2013.

Cryptotraders are divided into two camps:

— 'It's just a dog, what are you thinking?'

— 'It's not just a dog, it's the currency of the future!'

Advice from the Dog-Oracle:

If DOGE gets angry again, don't even think about arguing with him — just hold the leash tighter and don't forget about the stop.