$ETH Ethereum — it's like Bitcoin, but with a programming diploma and an identity crisis.

The Oracle, wrapped in a blanket of smart contracts, meditated on the chart and beheld the following:

ETH/USDT now:

– The price jumps like a migrant worker in DeFi — back and forth across the protocols.

– Volumes drip, but don't flow — like a faucet in the bathroom: it makes noise, but there's little use.

– The RSI is contemplative: it seems not overbought, but already on the doorstep of the “70 and older” club.

The Oracle's prophecy:

– If ETH breaks today’s high — it’s a sign that someone, in panic, has poured everything from SOL back into Ether.

– If it moves sideways — it means the network is clogged again and everyone is too lazy to move.

– If it spills — well, it's Ether, it loves to suddenly “free up gas”.

The ritual of the night:

1. Stroke your wallet and repeat: “Vitalik sees everything.”

2. Don’t open a long position at 22:30 if you don't want to google “why Ether dropped by 5%” at 3:00.

3. Set a stop — or Ether will teach you a lesson.

Ethereum is not just a coin. It’s a state of soul and eternal commission.

Good night, trader. Tomorrow Ether will do something crazy again.