$BTC Here’s Bitcoin today — like a comedy hero who stepped onto the stage but forgot the lines. The maximum 104374 — that’s his cherished castle on the hill, where he dreams of climbing, but the ladder in front of him is slightly crooked.

The minimum 102355 — the basement where he hides from taxes and scary liquidators. Right now BTC is stuck at 102364 — like a teenager standing at a crossroads: go to the party or stay home and listen to classics.

Volumes today — like waiting in line for free coffee: some are fidgeting, some are yawning, but everyone is waiting for a miracle.

The oracle whispers:

"Entering now is like ordering a pizza with two cheeses and cucumbers: seems like a classic, but there’s always a risk that something might go wrong."

And one more piece of advice from me:

"Hold your stops tight, jokes sharp, and mood at maximum. Because Bitcoin — it’s like a cat: unpredictable and at any moment could decide that today’s mouse hunt is cancelled."