$DOGE Attention! Doge has decided to short again.
Yes, friends, today he woke up, stretched, sniffed the morning breeze, and shouted:
> "Doge senses — the pump is fake! This is not a bull, it's a raccoon on steroids!"
This morning, a suspicious increase was noted on the DOGE/USDT chart... by a whole 0.5%. And this, in the opinion of our Oracle, only means one thing:
we're shorting until victory, until Elon gets tired of memeing!
Technical analysis from Doge:
RSI? Not interested.
Volumes? They prevent us from seeing the stars.
Levels? Only the level of faith.
Plan for the day:
1. Saw a green candle — short.
2. Saw a red candle — added to the short.
3. Saw a sideways movement — started writing to Binance support screaming "Where's the volatility?!"
Oracle's advice for the day:
> "Let DOGE have at least 100 fans or just 1... I am still in the short. Even if I'm alone — I will open it and hold it!"
If by evening we haven't been liquidated — it means everything is going according to plan. And if we have been liquidated... well, it means DOGE just couldn't withstand the power of our analysis.