$BTC Broadcasting from a basement directly connected to the astral plane!

Last night I had a dream: Bitcoin was eating shawarma with the Moon, and then suddenly started falling into a bowl of borscht. The prophecy is clear — SHORT!

Signs from the Universe:

— The hamster slipped in the morning — that means long holders will suffer.

— A cat walked across the keyboard and accidentally opened a 10x short. Blessed.

— On the chart, there’s a candle shaped like a coffin — you understand...

Technical analysis through the eyes of madness:

— EMAs intertwined like fates in a Latin American soap opera.

— Volumes have gone underground. That means the price wants to go there too.

— In the Ichimoku cloud, I saw Elon Musk's face, and he winked downward.

Ritual for entry:

1. Dress in a bear skin (a robe is acceptable).

2. Shout “May liquidity be with us!”

3. Open a short on BTC. Preferably with a reasonable stop. Oracles also like to live.

Final word:

Let’s short, brothers and sisters! When Bitcoin falls — bears dance!