$BTC Broadcasting from a basement directly connected to the astral world!

Last night I had a dream: Bitcoin was eating shawarma with the Moon, and then suddenly started falling into a bowl of borscht. The prophecy is clear — SHORT!

Signs of the Universe:

— The hamster slipped in the morning — that means long traders are in for suffering.

— A cat walked across the keyboard and accidentally opened a 10x short. Blessed.

— On the chart, a candle in the shape of a coffin — you understand...

Technical analysis through the eyes of madness:

— EMAs intertwined like fates in a Latin American soap opera.

— Volumes have gone underground. That means the price wants to go there too.

— In the Ichimoku cloud, I saw the face of Elon Musk, and he winked down.

Ritual for entry:

1. Dress in a bear skin (a bathrobe is acceptable).

2. Shout "May liquidity be with us!"

3. Open a short on BTC. Preferably with a reasonable stop. Oracles also like to live.

Final word:

We short, brothers and sisters! When Bitcoin falls — the bears dance!