$BTC Broadcasting from a basement directly connected to the astral world!
Last night I had a dream: Bitcoin was eating shawarma with the Moon, and then suddenly started falling into a bowl of borscht. The prophecy is clear — SHORT!
Signs of the Universe:
— The hamster slipped in the morning — that means long traders are in for suffering.
— A cat walked across the keyboard and accidentally opened a 10x short. Blessed.
— On the chart, a candle in the shape of a coffin — you understand...
Technical analysis through the eyes of madness:
— EMAs intertwined like fates in a Latin American soap opera.
— Volumes have gone underground. That means the price wants to go there too.
— In the Ichimoku cloud, I saw the face of Elon Musk, and he winked down.
Ritual for entry:
1. Dress in a bear skin (a bathrobe is acceptable).
2. Shout "May liquidity be with us!"
3. Open a short on BTC. Preferably with a reasonable stop. Oracles also like to live.
Final word:
We short, brothers and sisters! When Bitcoin falls — the bears dance!