😂 When You’re a True Crypto Addict…
📱 "Broke in real life, but a billionaire on my portfolio screenshot!"
🧠 Checks the chart 53 times a day.
🚽 Trades from the toilet.
😴 Dreams in candlesticks.
💔 Rejected love because “$BTC was dipping.”
🏡 Parents think it’s a scam, but you’re “in it for the tech.”
You know you’re a crazy crypto lover when your mood depends on $BNB candles and you tell your barber to “just fade like the altcoin market.” 💇♂️📉
