#MEME法案 The Federal Reserve is doing something tonight, can the MEME Act sanction the president?

Brothers, tonight at 2 o'clock the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

Interest rates are definitely not moving, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to be hawkish,

The remaining probability is just to give the market a little anesthetic.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

The unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful senator wanted to do something called the "MEME Act",

Saying the president can't issue dogecoin, haha, they're just jealous that Trump made a fortune issuing coins,

The "MEME Act"? That's hilarious!

Those old schemers on Capitol Hill have been cutting their own grass to the point of exhaustion,

Now they're pretending to be white lotus flowers? When Trump issues a coin, it's the "largest corruption in history",

Why not mention that you politicians print money and flood the market more wildly than the project teams behind those dog coins?

One day, the king of sleep will issue an "Alzheimer's Coin", and Pelosi will create an "Insider Trading Coin",

Shouldn't we just turn Congress into a bn exchange?

Leeks, hurry up and buy the dip, once the bill passes,

The politicians' dog coins will become limited edition NFTs,

Certified by Congress, rights protection will definitely break the market!