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#FOMC Recap: The Fed Did That Again

The Federal Reserve just finished their latest meeting, and let’s just say interest rates aren’t the only thing feeling the pressure—Powell looked like someone asked him to explain crypto to his grandma.

Wall Street: “No rate hike? Strap in, we’re moon-bound!”

Powell (stone-faced): “We’re staying the course.”

Homeowners: “Time to refinance?”

The Fed: “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

Today’s market vibe check:

Stocks: Flexing in the mirror

Bonds: Questioning their purpose

Crypto: Partying like it’s late 2021

Gold: Calm as ever

Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Powell’s message in plain English:

“We’re being data-dependent.”

What that actually means:

“We’re looking at charts and hoping for the best.”

FOMC meetings have officially entered their reality-show era—full of surprises, vague statements, and emotional swings.

Catch you next round—bring snacks, notes, and maybe a money therapist.

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