This 'One Who Understands' president set a record for the lowest approval rating in the White House in eighty years, just three months into his second term — 39% of Americans approve of his work, a drop of 6 percentage points from the previous month. Even Olympic diving champions would have to admire this nosedive: 'Your posture is even better than mine!'

One, Economy: Wallets shrink faster than courts tearing up evidence.

1. Trump's 'tariff club' has smashed the US economy to pieces. 72% of the public believe his economic policies will make their wallets deflate faster than a leaking balloon, and 53% of shoppers are nostalgically recalling the prices during Biden's era while staring at rising price tags in supermarkets.

2. Even more shocking, 41% of people found their savings decreasing faster than the speed at which Trump destroys evidence in court — after all, the latter has to wait for the judge's approval, while the former is real cash disappearing directly.


3. The data doesn't lie: The total market value of US stocks evaporated by $4 trillion in half a month, equivalent to 14% of the US GDP.

4. Ordinary people's pension accounts have also suffered; a retired man in Georgia lamented: 'I've lost $58,000 in my 401(k) account; how am I supposed to retire?'

5. Yet Trump boasted on social media: 'Tariffs have led to record-high revenues for America!' The Customs Administration promptly countered: They only collected $500 million in tariffs, which isn't even enough to cover a fraction of the losses for shareholders.

Two, Judiciary: The White House has become a training ground for 'eel mastery.'

1. In the judicial field, Trump has pioneered a new school of 'selective rule of law.' 65% of the public found the White House to be slipperier than an eel — just as they were stopped by the court from deporting immigrants, they quickly found another excuse to continue.

2. 64% of people were amazed at the speed of presidential power expansion, comparable to a growing waistline, even the American flag shivered on Capitol Hill: 'What happened to the three branches of government?'


3. The most surreal part is that Trump actually cited an 18th-century law (the Alien Enemies Act) to deport Venezuelan immigrants, claiming they are 'invading America.'

4. The federal judge was taken aback: 'This is wartime law, but we are not at war!' As a result, the Supreme Court justices surprisingly nodded in agreement, reasoning that 'the president has the right to make his own judgment.'

5. A netizen joked: 'According to this logic, if Trump says aliens are invading tomorrow, can he directly dissolve Congress?'

Three, Public Opinion: The harsh reality that can't be covered by red hats.

1. Despite Trump's insistence that 'approval ratings are fake news,' the real data is more authentic than his wig.

2. Twelve states across the US have jointly sued his tariff policy as illegal, with California's governor directly criticizing: 'This is the largest tax increase in American history!'

3. Even JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon couldn't help but remark: 'No one thinks this policy benefits them.'


4. What's even more shocking is that the MAGA hat army within Trump's supporters has begun to split. On April 5, 1,400 protests erupted across the country simultaneously, with demonstrators surrounding the White House holding signs that read 'Stop!'

5. A protester held up a grocery receipt and shouted angrily: 'Beef prices have risen by 30%, and Trump still says this is 'America First'?' Trump's response was, 'Protesters are all losers!'

Four, Magical Reality: The 'Victory Declaration' of the One Who Understands.

1. At a meeting in Michigan, Trump remained overly confident: 'Our policies are making America great again!' The red-hat supporters cheered wildly, but no one noticed that their retirement savings had shrunk by a third.

2. When asked about rising prices, Trump confidently declared: 'It's all Biden's fault!' — as if his tariff policies during his first term didn't exist.


However, the American public is not buying it. Polls show that 62% believe Trump has 'gone too far' in expanding presidential power, and 64% are concerned that the US democratic system is being undermined.

A netizen succinctly summarized on social media: 'Trump's first hundred days of reform is just turning America into his reality show stage — the more the audience criticizes, the more he enjoys it.'

How long can this 'celebration of the One Who Understands' last? Perhaps, as Nobel laureate Paul Krugman said: 'Tying yourself to the anchor of tariffs will eventually drag you into the abyss of economic recession.'

And the American public can only grip their shrinking wallets tightly and silently pray: 'Please don't innovate anymore!'