#XRPETF 🥸 A user is sitting at the computer, trying to launch some program. A window pops up: "The program is not responding". The user nervously clicks the mouse.
A friend comes in and asks:
* Why are you so angry? Is Windows frozen again?
The user sighs:
* No... I'm waiting for that X R P. Everyone says that once it launches, my crypto portfolio will "unfreeze" and soar! But it still says "not responding" and "loading"... it's been like this for years!
The friend laughs:
* Well, you really compared it! Windows at least restarts sometimes, but your X R P... seems like it hasn't even been installed yet!
The user mumbles:
* I hope that when they finally "launch" it, it won't be as glitchy as some Windows updates. Otherwise, instead of "the promised land", we'll get another "blue screen of death" for the entire crypto market! The main thing is that the antivirus doesn't start blocking it as "potentially harmful software". Because then I would definitely have to wipe the whole system and switch to something more... "stable". For example, the good old Linux. At least there you know what to expect. Unlike this eternal "waiting for launch".