**🚀 CRYPTO'S RED-HOT WEEK: GAINS SO BIG THEY'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! 🚀**

**📈 **$3,297%** TOTAL PROFIT IN JUST 5 DAYS?!**

From **memecoins to altcoins**, this was the week **degenerates became legends**—here’s the **wildest movers & shakers**:

### **🔥 TOP GAINERS (APRIL 22-26) 🔥**

- **$FARTCOIN** 💨: **+270%** (*Yes, a coin named FART outran Bitcoin*)

- **$API3** 🚀: **+416%** (*Quiet altcoin just woke up like a beast*)

- **$TRUMP** 🎤: **+269%** (*PolitiFi pumping harder than a MAGA rally*)

- **$BROCCOLIF3B** 🥦: **+181%** (*Veggies making more gains than your 401k*)

- **$SOL** ☀️: **+161%** (*Solana back with a vengeance*)

- **$XRP** ⚡: **+178%** (*Even the SEC couldn’t stop this rocket*)

### **💀 ONLY LOSER?**

- **$NEIROETH** ☠️: **-61%** (*Rugpull or just bad luck?*)

### **💰 FINAL SCORE: DEGENS 3,297% vs. BEARS -61%**

- **If you played this right, you 30X’d your bag.**

- **If you missed it?** *Pain.*

**🎯 WHAT’S NEXT?**

- **Will the rally continue or is a pullback coming?**

- **Which memecoin is the next $FARTCOIN?**

- **Is $NEIROETH a dead project or a sneaky dip?**

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**Did you catch these pumps or get rekt?** 👀 **#CryptoDegens