**š CRYPTO'S RED-HOT WEEK: GAINS SO BIG THEY'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! š**
**š **$3,297%** TOTAL PROFIT IN JUST 5 DAYS?!**
From **memecoins to altcoins**, this was the week **degenerates became legends**āhereās the **wildest movers & shakers**:
### **š„ TOP GAINERS (APRIL 22-26) š„**
- **$FARTCOIN** šØ: **+270%** (*Yes, a coin named FART outran Bitcoin*)
- **$API3** š: **+416%** (*Quiet altcoin just woke up like a beast*)
- **$TRUMP** š¤: **+269%** (*PolitiFi pumping harder than a MAGA rally*)
- **$BROCCOLIF3B** š„¦: **+181%** (*Veggies making more gains than your 401k*)
- **$SOL** āļø: **+161%** (*Solana back with a vengeance*)
- **$XRP** ā”: **+178%** (*Even the SEC couldnāt stop this rocket*)
### **š ONLY LOSER?**
- **$NEIROETH** ā ļø: **-61%** (*Rugpull or just bad luck?*)
### **š° FINAL SCORE: DEGENS 3,297% vs. BEARS -61%**
- **If you played this right, you 30Xād your bag.**
- **If you missed it?** *Pain.*
**šÆ WHATāS NEXT?**
- **Will the rally continue or is a pullback coming?**
- **Which memecoin is the next $FARTCOIN?**
- **Is $NEIROETH a dead project or a sneaky dip?**
**š¬ COMMENT BELOW:**
**Did you catch these pumps or get rekt?** š **
#CryptoDegens