Dear fellow investors, when you thought the biggest black swan in the crypto market was Satoshi Nakamoto rising from the dead, Comrade Trump proved with action: the true master of price manipulation is in the White House! This golden retriever king, who naturally attracts trending topics, recently turned the crypto world into a large reality show with a series of 'suspend new tariffs' moves—the speed of plot twists rivals Sun Yuchen's Weibo calls, and the excitement level is comparable to Vitalik forgetting his private key. The tariff face-changing technique rides the waves of Bitcoin. On April 9, Trump just pressed the nuclear button on the global trade war, announcing a maximum 46% tariff increase on 60 countries, scaring Bitcoin into a free fall overnight. As a result, 13 hours later, this old man suddenly pulled out a '90-day suspension' pardon card, along with a mocking 'China excluded' buff, directly causing the market to go into a split personality—NASDAQ surged 12% to set a 20-year record, Bitcoin skyrocketed past $90,000, and contract players jumped back and forth between rooftops and clubs. Just when investors thought they could relax and earn easily, Trump began to tease Powell again. On April 21, he threatened to fire the Federal Reserve Chairman, causing gold to soar and Bitcoin to follow suit; two days later, he suddenly changed his tune to 'Little Powell is really good,' with the dollar rebounding while Bitcoin continued to soar.