It's been ten years! Ethereum has fallen from 'world computer' to being overshadowed by Solana; Vitalik suddenly unveils the RISC-V nuclear-level upgrade—Is this a counterattack or a last-ditch effort?
Act One: Ethereum's 'Midlife Crisis'
- Performance Anxiety: TPS is far outpaced by SUI/SOL
- Ecosystem Bleeding: Top DApps are deploying across multiple chains (Little K's heart is bleeding.jpg)
- Price Dilemma: ETH/BTC exchange rate drops to 0.05, hitting a three-year low
Little K's sharp comments:
Today's Ethereum is like a greasy uncle. The belly is getting bigger (L2 piling up), the speed is slowing down (mainnet congestion), and he keeps reminiscing about the glory days of ICOs!
Act Two: Vitalik's 'Heart Transplant'
1. RISC-V replaces EVM: Speed increases by 100 times, Gas fees decrease by a thousand times (Little K ecstatic.gif)
2. Backward compatibility: Solidity contracts do not need to be rewritten, yay for lazy people!
3. Potential Risks: Developers may collectively flee to more mature chains (Little K clings to ETH, shivering.jpg)
Little K's biting remarks:
If this plan had come out two years earlier, Solana wouldn't have had a chance! Suggest renaming it to (How Procrastination Destroys a Public Chain)
Act Three: The 'Triple Signal' of Long and Short Game
✅ Institutional Bets: BlackRock's BUIDL fund locks $2.3 billion in ETH (Wall Street moguls secretly bottom-fishing.jpg)
⚠ Concentration of Chips: Whale addresses' holdings quietly rebound (Little K monitoring warning)
❌ Ecosystem Decline: Daily active addresses down 80% from peak (Warning of impending doom)
Little K's harsh words:
The Wall Street folks buying ETH are not optimistic about the technology, but rather its 'regulatory moat'—after all, the SEC dares not touch Vitalik!
Ultimate Survival Guide
🔵 Long-term Believers: Wait for RISC-V upgrades to bottom out again (Little K holds tightly with small fists)
🔴 Short-term Gambler: Break above $3200 to chase long positions, stop loss below $2500 (Fortune favors the bold!)
⚫ Desperate Old Investor: Swap ETH for BTC, sleep soundly (Little K hands over a pillow.jpg)
Little K's private collection:
Little K has divided the ETH position into three parts. 1/3 for BTC, 1/3 staked waiting for upgrades, 1/3 buying ETH call options as a lottery!
Soul-searching question:
1. Do you think the RISC-V upgrade can save ETH?
2. Are you brave enough to bottom-fish Ethereum now?
3. Predict who will be the next 'classical chain' to be eliminated?
> Warning at the end: All ETH holders must remember—
> Technical upgrades ≠ price increases, the 2016 DAO incident teaches us:
> In the crypto circle, the best technology often dies in the best narratives!
> Don't forget to follow Little K!