Little K's market cat report:

Family! Bitcoin kicked open the door to 94,000 dollars at midnight with a "Duang", shorts collectively cried in the toilet with a liquidation of 500 million dollars! Trump suddenly raised a white flag and stopped attacking Powell, Musk danced back with Tesla, is this wave of "bull market return" a real perpetual motion machine or a zombie performance?

Act 1: The "three carriages" behind the surge

1️⃣ Gold overflow effect: Gold price breaks 3,500 dollars and funds "whoosh" flow into BTC (Digital gold suddenly starts to shine✨)

2️⃣ Political risk alleviated: Trump keeps Powell + pauses Twitter attack mode (Little K shocked.jpg)

3️⃣ Institutions crazily increase their stakes: Cantor × SoftBank × Tether form a 3 billion dollar Bitcoin consortium (Cash power activated!)


Little K's sideways kill comments:

This market trend is like Trump's hair — Little K can't even touch how many layers of hair gel are sprayed on!

Act 2: Altcoins' "party-style resurrection"

-ETH up 12% in one day: L2 vampires are temporarily recovering (but Little K feels like it's just bubble tea extending life (≧∀≦))

-SUI surged 21%: Typical bull market rebound strategy (Little K checked the wallet: Why didn’t I buy ducks in advance QAQ)

-Real hidden dangers: Trading volume is still concentrated on BTC, altcoin season is still on the delivery route~


Little K's warning:

Jumping into altcoins now is like picking up cigarette butts — be careful not to burn your little paws!

Act 3: Don't forget the danger signals!

⚠️Derivatives overheating: Funding rate reaches 0.1% (Longs have to pay tea money to the exchange)

⚠️Whales offloading: An ancient address transferred 5,000 BTC last night (Little K stayed up all night drawing circles to curse.jpg)

⚠️Trump variables: This uncle might change his mind at any time and attack the Fed again (After all, men are all big pigs' trotters!)


Little K is crying heavily:

Remember the bloody lessons of 2024 — every time the whole network shouts "bull market return", it's when Little K wants to take out the notebook to remember grudges!

Operation Guide: How to play in a raging bull market?

✅Spot Party: Stop loss with tears if it falls below 88,000 dollars (Little K will help you wipe your tears), take profits in batches when it breaks above 100,000 dollars like a squirrel hoarding nuts

✅Contract Party: Only do intraday swings (Overnight will be like Cinderella's magic disappearing oh~)

✅Experienced investors: Take out 20% of the position to chase the hot spots (Please lock the remaining 80% in Little K's pink safe)


Little K's private words:

Let me tell you secretly~ Little K has already converted 50% of profits into USDC to buy cute skirts! Making money in a bull market is a skill, but having money to buy bubble tea in a bear market is the real winner in life~

Ultimate soul-searching question:

1. Do you think this wave can break 100,000 dollars or will it pull back to 80,000? (Little K raises a paw to bet on the rainbow unicorn version)

2. Dare to go all in on altcoins now? (Anyway, Little K only dares to test the waters with lollipop money~)

3. Who will be the next explosive "Trump concept coin"? (Little K's magic crystal ball shows: Definitely the hair gel coin WLFI!)

> Must-see at the end: All the treasures in FOMO, Little K gives you (cute bull market survival rules):

> 1. Profits exceeding 100% should first put a bulletproof vest on the wallet

> 2. When you see news of "liquidations across the network", run away like a little rabbit

> 3. Don't believe any "ten-thousand times coin" fairy tales (unless it's a coin to buy ice cream for Little K)

> Don't forget to follow Little K