Oh oh oh ~ Trump is going big again‼ ️ Directly threaten to fire the chairman of the Federal Reserve, the market exploded into fireworks in an instant! The US dollar fell to a dog hook, gold broke through $3,400, and Bitcoin suddenly hit $88,000 late at night! Is this wave of linkage a capital battle royale, or Satoshi Nakamoto's revenge?
Act One: Trump's "Nuclear Button" Threat
- Publicly clamoring: "Lower interest rates immediately! Otherwise the economy will collapse"
- Legal exploration: The White House conducted overnight research (100 ways to legally fire Powell)
- Market panic: VIX panic index soared 14%, and technology stocks collectively fell to the ground
Xiao k’s sharp comments:
How can this be monetary policy? It’s clearly Mr. Trump playing a real-life game of (currency war)! Oh my god ~ Mr. Powell, please download the anti-PUA manual to save your life!
Act 2: Global Asset Battle Royale
1️⃣US dollar collapse: the index fell below 98, hitting a 15-month low📉 (Xiao K’s US dollar wallet: as thin as a piece of paper)
2️⃣Gold Runaway: Breaking through $3,400 and setting a new record! The gold hoarders laughed out loud
3️⃣Bitcoin’s solo performance: Breaking through $88,000 late at night! Callback? It doesn’t exist! My claw machine is already smoking.
Little K has a sharp tongue:
Traditional institutions are now like a drowned dog that was kicked off the boat by Trump—grabbing the golden lifebuoy with the left hand and scooping up the Bitcoin float with the right hand! But Xiao K just wants to ask: Are your wigs still there?
Act 3: The "institutional dividend" of the crypto market
- SEC: New Chairman Atkins is crypto-friendly! ETF approval is going to be a rocket
- On-chain data: Whales are frantically accumulating funds, and the BTC balance on exchanges has dropped to a point where even a cat cannot afford to eat it.
- The ultimate logic: When the credit of legal currency goes bankrupt, code is justice! Satoshi Nakamoto yyds!
Little rant:
This wave of market proves that Satoshi Nakamoto is the ultimate Federal Reserve Chairman! 21 million coins will never be issued, making all politicians cry!
Operation Guide: Rules for Survival in Troubled Times
✅Hedge combination: BTC+gold+cash (ratio 5:3:2, meow~ I suggest copying your homework!)
✅Key point: BTC stabilizing at $90,000 will trigger a global FOMO wave (Xiao K has prepared catnip calming agent)
✅Risk warning: Be careful that Trump suddenly changes his tone and sings bullish on the dollar! He changes his face faster than a cat turning over its belly!
Little K’s private collection:
I have already exchanged my USD for BTC and gold bars! The wallet password is engraved on the gold bars. This is the real "hard currency combination"!
Xiao K’s soul-searching question:
1. Do you think Trump really dares to fire Powell?
2. Will Bitcoin reach 100,000 or fall back to 70,000? Wake me up with gold bars!
3. Choose one of the three: hoard US dollars, hoard gold, hoard BTC, which one do you choose? No lying!
Follow Xiao K and remember: in the era of legal currency collapse, your private key is the passport to the new world!
