Crypto Journey Be Like:
Started with Bitcoin, thought I’d be a millionaire.
Next day – market crashed, portfolio got halved!
Bought Ethereum, felt smart,
Then saw the gas fees and felt dumb again.
Saw Shiba Inu, thought it’s the next Doge,
Turns out, it’s just another meme!
Check charts daily – no sleep.
Plan to buy the dip, but there’s always a dip below the dip!
Friends say – “Just sell it!”
I say – “HODL bro, we’re going to the moon!”
Finally realized – Crypto is like love…
High risk, full of drama, but still, the heart says invest!
