Little K's Magical Record:
Family! Trump’s team has come up with something new—holding $TRUMP coins among the top 220 can attend the presidential dinner? But the detailed rules say "the president might bail", this operation is even crazier than Dogecoin's exit! Boohoo, Little K's leek radar is beeping wildly!
Act 1: The "Triple Harvest" of Dinner Rules
1️⃣Entry Ticket: Hold at least 1 TRUMP coin (but the first 25 need 2 million coins ≈ 30 million dollars, Little K counting fingers until smoke comes out)
2️⃣Hidden Clause: Trump might bail and instead offer NFT consolation prizes (Boo, Little K's VIP dream shattered into a QR code!)
3️⃣Ultimate Trick: Rankings end on May 12, perfectly timed with the delivery (Little K calculating: This is going to be a big loss!)
Little K's Sharp Commentary:
Is this an invitation to a dinner? It's clearly a "Leek Selection Competition"! Suggest renaming it to (Hunger Games: Cryptocurrency Edition) (Dinner official website: https://gettrumpmemes.com/terms)
Act 2: The "Real Cost" for Participants
-Visible Expense: 0 (Free entry, Little K hesitating for a second)
-Hidden Cost: Charter flight to the US + five-star hotel ≈ 100,000 dollars (Wallet: Please don't come near me!!)
-Opportunity Cost: Missing out on Dogecoin surge during lock-up period (Little K: My Shiba Inu coin, boohoo!)
Little K's Sharp Tongue:
Spending 30 million dollars just to have a meal with Trump? You might as well buy a NFT version of Trump's wig and take selfies every day!
Act 3: The "Ultimate Truth" of Meme Coins
✅Rally Phase: As news is released, coin price surges to 15 dollars (Little K ecstatic: Let's go!)
❌Delivery Phase: After details are disclosed, it instantly crashes back to 12 dollars (Little K hugging knees: It fell faster than my tears)
⚠️Ultimate Risk: The team may abscond with funds before May 22
Little K's Bold Words:
All celebrity coins will eventually become "Memorial Coins"—after the project earns enough, the avatar will forever gray out!
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Survival Guide: How to avoid being scammed?
1️⃣Watching Mode: Download ranking screenshots, watching the rich compete (Little K munching on seeds)
2️⃣Speculation Mode: Go long the moment news is released, then go short after details are disclosed (Little K rubbing hands: To earn some milk tea money!)
3️⃣Performance Art Mode: Buy 1 TRUMP coin, tweet @Trump for a meal ticket (with text: Hungry, food!)
Little K's Secret:
Boohoo! Little K secretly created a "TRUMP Dinner Viewing Group", live streaming the balance changes of the rich's wallets—more exciting than watching (Squid Game)!
(TRUMP Dinner Ranking: https://trumpdinner.gettrumpmemes.com/leaderboard)
Ultimate Soul Question:
1. Do you really think a wealthy person would spend 30 million dollars to attend? (Little K: I don't understand the world of the rich)
2. Predict the TRUMP coin price on the day of the dinner? (Little K casting a spell: If it falls, treat me to milk tea)
3. Who will be the next celebrity coin to hold a "fan meet-up"? (Little K bets on Musk!)
> Warning at the end: All friends wanting to rush for TRUMP coin, remember Little K's formula—
> Celebrity Platform Time ≈ Project Delivery Countdown
> Remember to follow Little K!