**"Charts Don't Lie... But They Love To Troll"** 📉😂

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**When You Finally Spot the Perfect Pattern:**

*"Ah yes, clear bull flag forming—"*

**Market:** *"LOL JK, here’s a 20% dump!"* 🚩➡️🗑️

**Your TA Skills:**

- Drawing 17 trendlines just to pick the one that fits your bias ✏️🎯

- *"RSI is oversold!"* → **Proceeds to get more oversold** 😱

- *"MACD crossover incoming!"* → **MACD:** *"Nah, imma zigzag instead"*

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**Charting Red Flags (Literally):**

🔴 When your "support level" breaks faster than your willpower

🔴 When the 200MA is just a suggestion (that the market ignores)

🔴 When you screenshot a setup... and it immediately reverses 📸⚠️

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**Pro Tip:**

The best trades happen when:

1) You’re asleep 😴

2) Your phone dies 📵

3) You finally give up and close the app 🙈

**#ChartLife #TechnicalHopium #CandlesticksAreConspiracy**

💬 **Drop your worst chart fail below!** 👇