#Bitcoin (BTC):**
*"The wise old grandpa who just sits there judging your life choices"* 👴💎
*"I'm not volatile, YOU'RE volatile!"*
#Ethereum (ETH):**
*"The overachieving sibling who keeps needing gas money"* ⛽🤓
*"Yes I'm expensive, but have you seen my NFTs?"*
#Dogecoin (DOGE):**
*"That friend who became famous for doing absolutely nothing"* 🐕✨
*"1 DOGE = 1 DOGE and honestly that's deep"*
#Shiba Inu (SHIB):**
*"DOGE's weird cousin who somehow got rich too"* 🐩💰
*"We burned zeros! ...Okay just one zero"*
#Cardano (ADA):**
*"The 'we have Ethereum at home' Ethereum"* 🏠🔮
*"My smart contracts are coming soon! (Year 5 of saying this)"*
#XRP:**
*"The courtroom drama queen"* 👩⚖️🎭
*"Win or lose, I'll still be confusing"*
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#Altcoin Confessions:**
• *"I bought the whitepaper, not the coin"* 📄
• *"This 'fundamental analysis' was just a TikTok"* 🎵
• *"My exit strategy? What's that?"* 🚪🏃
**#CryptoTherapy #HODLProblems #SendHelp**
💬 **Which coin needs the most therapy?** 👇