First Month in Crypto:

๐Ÿš— โ€œMade $300 in 3 minutes on Binance Futures.

Already planning my retirement.โ€

๐Ÿ“ˆ Calls everyone โ€œwagmiโ€ and thinks stop-losses are for cowards.

First Year in Crypto:

๐Ÿ›ต โ€œSurvived 4 rug pulls, 7 bear traps, and a fake breakout on $BTC.โ€

๐Ÿ“‰ Portfolio looks like it got rugged by life itself.

Now I just DCA, drink coffee, and trust no green candle.

Still on Binance. Still coping. Still here.

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If youโ€™re reading thisโ€ฆ you're probably a survivor too.

Drop a ๐Ÿ›ต in the comments if crypto humbled you! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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