First Month in Crypto:
๐ โMade $300 in 3 minutes on Binance Futures.
Already planning my retirement.โ
๐ Calls everyone โwagmiโ and thinks stop-losses are for cowards.
First Year in Crypto:
๐ต โSurvived 4 rug pulls, 7 bear traps, and a fake breakout on $BTC.โ
๐ Portfolio looks like it got rugged by life itself.
Now I just DCA, drink coffee, and trust no green candle.
Still on Binance. Still coping. Still here.
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If youโre reading thisโฆ you're probably a survivor too.
Drop a ๐ต in the comments if crypto humbled you! ๐