Episode 31 of 'Reborn into the Cryptocurrency World: A New Life' - 'Mining Machines Bake Sweet Potatoes to Wealth'
Lin Feng stood under the dormitory building,
looking at the mountain of mining machines with worry,
"What should I do with these things?"
Su Tingting suddenly yanked off his headphones,
"Your mining machine's cooler can bake sweet potatoes!"
The next day, a neon sign was hung at the school gate:
"Lin's Sweet Potato, Hash Rate Certified."
Amidst the roaring sound of mining machines, the aroma of caramel floated out.
Chu Yunting's Porsche happened to pass by,
almost making him shed tears of desire.
Douyin internet celebrity foodie Ling Ye started a live stream overnight,
the camera focused on the syrupy sweet potatoes,
"Family! These sweet potatoes have blockchain certification,
a bite will increase your wallet by ten times!"
The rockets in the live stream shot up like firecrackers,
aunties carried sacks to snatch sweet potatoes,
Lin Feng directly modified the mining machine into an oven!
Chu Yunting's secret filming skills were exposed thoroughly,
"His counterfeit sweet potatoes actually used poop-flavored essence!"
The health bureau suddenly conducted a surprise inspection,
Chu Yunting was squatting in the toilet live streaming,
"Brothers, these sweet potatoes can mine when eaten..."
Before he finished speaking, the jet soldier transformed,
the live stream room had millions of viewers watching him run with his pants held up:
"Help! These sweet potatoes really taste like poop!"
The trending search instantly topped the charts:
#ChuYuntingProctologyVIP#
#BlockchainDiarrheaFirstPerson#
Lin Feng pulled out a POS machine at the celebration banquet,
"Today's sweet potato revenue is 5 million!"
Su Tingting suddenly lifted the serving platter,
99 sweet potatoes arranged in a heart shape:
"Marry me, sweet potatoes are unlimited!"
On the sweet potato she had bitten,
a proposal ring was surprisingly engraved,
Chu Yunting saw the live stream from the adjacent hospital bed,
fuming and pulling his ureter into a bow.