Told you!😏 $BTC is now trading abobe $90k 🔥🙄

#Trump ’s Tariff Tsunami: What It Means for Crypto! 🌊💰...... Well, folks, Trump just pulled out the tariff bazooka, and it’s aimed at everything—oil, gas, chips, metals, drugs… basically, if it moves, he wants to tax it. 💥

So what does this mean for crypto? Let’s break it down: 👀👇

📈 $BTC : Could go full “digital gold” mode if markets freak out over trade wars. More uncertainty = more people stacking sats. 🏆

💰 Stablecoins & DeFi: If traditional finance gets messy, DeFi and USDT might be the new safe havens. (Congrats, Degen farmers, your APY addiction might just save you.) 🌾Wow, $ENA , #USUAL your chance coming!! 😋

🖥️ AI & GPU-Based Cryptos ( $RENDER , #AKT ): If chip prices skyrocket, AI blockchains could struggle—unless they pivot to mining crypto with potatoes. 🥔🔗

🛢️ Oil & Metal-Backed Tokens: If Trump makes commodities hot again, tokenized gold and oil could pump. Imagine explaining to your grandma that your portfolio is up because you own crypto barrels of oil. 😂 Or it;s time #OM to shine even more!! 🙊📈

⚡ Bitcoin Miners: If energy costs rise, US-based miners might be sweating harder than a trader watching his liquidation price. Miners in El Salvador? They’re chilling, sipping volcanic energy drinks. 🌋

TL;DR: Short-term FUD, long-term Bitcoin dominance? Maybe. All we know is… if tariffs keep rolling in, crypto might be the only asset that doesn’t come with an import tax. 🚀

Trade wisely, frens! 🫡🔥 DYOR! #Bitcoin