BREAKING: SEC DROPS LAWSUT AGAINST ETHEREUM – $ETH TO $4K TODAY? 🚨
JUST IN SEC closes investigation – **ETH IS NOT A SECURITY**!
Futures funding rate turns **EXTREMELY BULLISH** 📈
**Chart Alert**: ETH/BTC broke out – target **$4,000** in 24H!
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