Episode 30 of "Rebirth: A New Life in the Cryptocurrency World" - "Earn One Hundred Million from the College Entrance Exam Essay"
The last subject of the college entrance exam, Chinese.
Lin Feng, holding a pen, glanced at the essay topic —
"Future Currency," and nearly laughed out loud.
He picked up his pen and wrote:
"Bitcoin can buy your father's coffin lid."
The first sentence made the future examiner's blood pressure skyrocket:
"Chu Yunting's dad laundered money using Swiss banks, why not use blockchain to safely store the black history!"
The next day, Weibo exploded!
At three in the morning, Musk personally retweeted Lin Feng's essay photo:
"This guy should be my financial director for the Mars colony."
The essay was turned into a gilded NFT uploaded to the blockchain for auction.
The world's richest went to battle,
In the end, a Saudi prince bought it for 100 bitcoins,
Saying it would be hung at the top of the Burj Khalifa!
The director of the education bureau drove a Rolls-Royce into the school,
With a Tsinghua University admission notice strapped to the roof, his mouth trembling:
"Student Lin, this essay needs to go into the national archives!"
The principal knelt down to clean his sneakers:
"How about we rename the school 'Blockchain High School'?"
Meanwhile —
Chu Yunting crashed in the exam hall's bathroom!
His pants were still wet,
The three hundred thousand yuan miniature earphones suddenly played a Japanese romantic film!
The invigilator reached into his underwear and pulled out a cheat sheet,
With big letters printed on it: "Bitcoin is a scam."
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The Chu family's face was buried to the core of the Earth.
Lin Feng laughed so hard his teeth hurt,
He exchanged all the bitcoins given by the Saudi prince for coins,
Called ten dump trucks to haul away the Chu family's villa.
The rain of coins "bang bang bang" smashed the roof,
He hugged Su Tingting and went live:
"This is called — decentralized demolition!"
Su Tingting smiled enchantingly,
Pulled out a wedding invitation: "The wedding banquet will be held at the ruins of the Chu family."
"The gift money is only accepted in bitcoin."
The scene shifted —
Chu Yunting huddled in a doghouse gnawing on a steamed bun,
His phone popped up a notification:
"Chu's father arrested for money laundering, evidence source: Lin Feng's college entrance exam essay."
He lost his last bit of reason,
Opened the live stream, the title struck a nerve:
"College Entrance Exam Essay Earns 100 Million! Live Draw for 100 Fans to Splash Acid on Chu Yunting!"
