The crypto market lately? It’s like being in a toxic relationship.

One day it loves you, next day it ghosts you. You check the charts more than your crush checks your stories.

Bitcoin is indecisive. Ethereum is moody. Altcoins are wildcards.

And somehow, we’re still here — holding, hoping, and refreshing CoinMarketCap like it's our horoscope.

But hey, maybe that's the beauty of it. Chaos is where the opportunities live.

Zoom out, breathe, and remember:

Volatility isn’t a bug — it’s the feature.

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