I come from a funny industry, today is Sunday let’s have some fun 🤩

* Crypto: The only place where massive losses are considered "volatility".

* I believed in "to the moon". Now I look down at the earth from a considerable height.

* NFTs: I paid a fortune for a JPEG. Brilliant!

* DeFi: The bank of the future... if the future is uncontrolled chaos.

* Blockchain: The solution in search of a problem (but hey, the price is going up!).

* "It's not a pyramid scheme, it's an opportunity with multiple steps".

* Crypto mining: Turning cheap electricity into expensive virtual money.

* My crypto portfolio: A fascinating collection of coins I haven't heard of in months.

* Bitcoin: Made me fully understand the phrase "don't bet the whole house"... unless you have multiple houses.