Babes! Trump's team has come up with something new—holding TRUMP coins allows you to attend a presidential dinner? This operation is even more outrageous than Musk calling out DOGE, combining politics + crypto + fan economy into a spectacle!
Act One: Trump's 'Crypto Dinner' plan
- Ticket: Holding TRUMP tokens (suspected on-chain snapshot)
- Marketing Strategy: Create the 'Trump Crypto Club' concept
- Potential Goal: Create momentum for the election + increase TRUMP coin liquidity
Little K's Sharp Commentary:
What dinner is this? Clearly a 'Chives Feast'! Suggested menu includes:
- Appetizer: (Regulatory Salad)
- Main Course: (Leveraged Steak)
- Dessert: (Zero Pudding)
Act Two: The 'Political K-Line' of TRUMP coin
1. Background: Trump endorses MEME coins, bringing his own traffic + controversy
2. Data: As soon as the news broke, TRUMP coin surged 20% in the short term (then quickly fell back)
3. The Truth: The team may take the opportunity to cash out, after all, the cost of the dinner is far lower than the profit from the pump
Little K's Sarcastic Remarks:
Politicians issuing coins ≈ Legal harvesting! Suggest renaming to 'TRUMPump&DUMP'!
Act Three: The 'Political Speculation Guide' in the coin circle
- High Risk: This type of coin completely relies on Trump's Twitter mood
- High Return: If he wins in November, it could surge again
- Ultimate Risk: What if he changes his mind and says 'I hate cryptocurrencies'...
Little K's Outrageous Remarks:
Playing with this coin is like donating to Trump's political campaign—if you win, it's just luck; if you lose, you're too naive!
Ultimate Soul-Searching Question
1. Do you dare to rush into $TRUMP coins now?
2. Guess if the dinner will actually be held in the end?
3. Who will be the next political MEME coin? (Little K bets 'Biden Coin BIDEN' is coming soon!)
> Little K's Advice: If you're going to play, strictly follow the 'Three No Principles'—no heavy positions, don't believe in HODL, don't be greedy for the last baton! Remember: all 'presidential concept coins' are essentially more volatile casino chips!
(Easter egg at the end: Follow Little K for tomorrow's exclusive reveal (the insider story of Trump's team and Sun Yuchen's crypto deals), already 404'd twice...)
