$BTC
Okay, listen up, I know what you're thinking: "Siam, how much money you got in crypto?"
Me: $3.75. 💸
But hey, let’s be real. We’ve all been there—buying one coin thinking it’s gonna hit a million, only for it to crash harder than my hopes and dreams. 😂
Still, the journey is what counts, right? 📈 Even if my wallet is currently having an existential crisis.
Pro tip: Always check your portfolio before telling people about your "big gains." You don’t want them to know you’re out here trading like a digital ghost. 👻
🔮 My Advice for Today:
Don’t chase pumps. Unless it's a sale on pizza. 🍕
Don’t panic sell. Unless your dog ate your phone. 🐶
