📉Me watching $BTC hit 90k

with exactly $0.00 in my wallet:

“Wow. Inspirational.”

proceeds to eat instant noodles with no seasoning

🚪Crypto bros be like:

"Just invest $100

🤡 My portfolio:

Hope: 99%

Regret: 1%

Actual coins: 0%

🔥Current strategy:

Open Binance

Stare

Cry

Close app

Repeat

#BrokeButWoke #BinanceSquareTalks #Relatable #StillHoldingNothin