📉Me watching $BTC hit 90k with exactly $0.00 in my wallet: “Wow. Inspirational.” proceeds to eat instant noodles with no seasoning 🚪Crypto bros be like: "Just invest $100 🤡 My portfolio: Hope: 99% Regret: 1% Actual coins: 0% 🔥Current strategy: Open Binance Stare Cry Close app Repeat #BrokeButWoke #BinanceSquareTalks #Relatable #StillHoldingNothin