StillHoldingNothin

📉Me watching $BTC hit 90k
with exactly $0.00 in my wallet:
“Wow. Inspirational.”
proceeds to eat instant noodles with no seasoning
🚪Crypto bros be like:
"Just invest $100
🤡 My portfolio:
Hope: 99%
Regret: 1%
Actual coins: 0%
🔥Current strategy:
Open Binance
Stare
Cry
Close app
Repeat
#BrokeButWoke #BinanceSquareTalks #Relatable #StillHoldingNothin