StillHoldingNothin

📉 Me checking my portfolio after buying the dip…
📈 …and watching it dip again. 😩🔁

At this point, my wallet has more dips than a party platter. 🥑🎉

But hey — they say HODLers go to the moon, right?
I’m just making a few scenic stops in rekt-ville first. 🚀🌚
#Crypto_Jobs🎯 #StillHoldingNothin #BuyTheDip

📉Me watching $BTC hit 90k
with exactly $0.00 in my wallet:
“Wow. Inspirational.”
proceeds to eat instant noodles with no seasoning
🚪Crypto bros be like:
"Just invest $100
🤡 My portfolio:
Hope: 99%
Regret: 1%
Actual coins: 0%
🔥Current strategy:
Open Binance
Stare
Cry
Close app
Repeat
#BrokeButWoke #BinanceSquareTalks #Relatable #StillHoldingNothin