Trump Imposes Tariffs on Penguin Island — Even Antarctica Isn’t Safe Anymore!"
In a shocking move, Trump targets Flipperland — an uninhabited island populated only by penguins.
Penguins protest: “We don’t even trade! We just chill and slide!”
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