Bitcoin has gone up? Who would have thought... Oh right, Trump.

Once, Donald said: "America must be great, and the dollar must be strong." But apparently, he didn't specify that it would be a digital dollar with the ₿ logo.

While politicians print money like a lunch check, Bitcoin behaves like a pumped-up bodybuilder — it grows without asking for permission.

If Trump were president again — Bitcoin would already be accepted at McDonald's for a Big Mac.

For now — we hold, mine, believe, and of course, take screenshots of our balances for our grandchildren.#TRUMP $BTC