Just bought some $BONK. Not financial advice, just barking at the moon.

A dog with schizophrenia, a meme with fuel, crypto with character — this is BONK.

If Doge is the first love, then Bonk is its younger brother after energy drinks and TikTok.

Even the rocket said: "I am not ready for such acceleration."

The question is not "why," but "why not?"

Coming soon: Bonk on Mars. Just don't forget to bring a bone.$BONK #BinanceAlphaAlert