Trump's tariff axe has finally come down! But why hasn't the market collapsed? One person in the comments says, guess whether US stocks tonight will 'die to show you' or 'make a miraculous comeback'?
1. Tariff battlefield: Americans scrape oil, the world kneels?
Trump's 'reciprocal tariffs' officially took effect at noon today, but the market surprisingly didn't crash—because the script was already written!
East Asian junior brothers lining up to send money: South Korea signed a big natural gas deal with Alaska overnight, and Japan and Taiwan are reportedly following suit (those who understand, understand), this operation is very similar to the 'licking the blade to stay alive' scene in 'Squid Game'.
The epic scene of US-China mutual tearing: Trump raises tariffs on China to 104% and says, 'Want to negotiate? Call me yourself!'
2. Market's magical night: US bonds collapsed, did Powell play dead?
Last night was an epic magical scene:
US bond yields soared to 4.5% (cash is king mode activated), the last time this happened was March 12, 2020! At that time, the market was halved; how many people jumped off the roof? This time, do you dare to buy the dip?
Powell has transformed into a 'cold-faced killer': institutions are shouting hoarsely for interest rate cuts, but he pretends not to hear. However, CME predicts the probability of a rate cut in May has bounced back to 53%... do you trust Powell or the market? Pick a side in the comments!*
📉 Panic Indicator VIP Signal: JPMorgan raised the recession probability to 80%, Goldman Sachs calls for a 'bear market lasting two years', but BlackRock secretly increased its holdings by 18,000 BTC... institutions are bearish while going long, how will you respond?
3. Survival game in the crypto world: ETFs are fleeing, is Musk bringing goods?
The market last night was all about the thrill:
ETF funds have fled for four consecutive days (320 million dollars), but the Justice Department suddenly 'pardoned' exchange regulations! Is this to close the door and cut leeks or to open the floodgates?
Elon Musk's concept coin is going crazy: $RFC surged directly to a market cap of 700 million after he @ mentioned it, someone in the comments is already shouting 'Musk's endorsements are more effective than Trump's tariffs!' Do you have any Musk Army coins?
🔥 Mysterious whale warning: A giant whale almost got liquidated with 57,000 ETH long positions, Trump's WLFI fund tearfully cut losses of 50 million dollars... will there be a bigger thunder tonight?
🎯 Today's wealth-making secret: RFC's market cap broke 700 million, FART went viral with 'farting', $REMUS is playing Werewolf staking... which one is most likely to 10x now? Place your bets in the comments, come back in three days to dig the grave!
5. Guide to survival: Should we be greedy or fearful now?
If you were the market maker, how would you operate now?
A. Smash through 70,000 dollars to force retail investors to sell at a loss
B. Violently pump to crush shorts
C. Sideways until the Federal Reserve surrenders
Trump's tariffs vs. Powell's rate cuts, which side do you think will back down first $BTC
