#TrumpTariffs
Looks like #TrumpTariff is trending again... which means one thing:
Markets are moodier than a crypto trader watching their portfolio during FOMC week.
Tariffs here, tariffs there — and suddenly aluminum costs more than a Ledger wallet.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s just chilling like: “Y’all still using fiat?”
Trade wars might be heating up, but I’m just here trying to figure out if I should long $BTC or start a side hustle smuggling microchips in cereal boxes.
