📉Why Bitcoin Will Never Drop Below $50K Again (and Will Hit $210K in 2025)
👁🗨 An analysis so absurd it makes sense
🥊 They’ve said Bitcoin is dead.
💀 In 2011.
💀 In 2013.
💀 In 2017.
💀 And in 2022, after the collective funeral post-FTX.
But look at that... it not only revived but came back strong. And now?
📈 Let’s get to the facts (and a bit of bravado):
💸 1. The Halving Is On
The supply was cut in half and the miner became a zen monk with solar energy and infinite patience.
The demand? ETF booming, hungry institutions, and governments starting to think: "What if we trade gold for satoshi?"
🧠 2. Artificial Intelligence Discovered Hodl
Trading bots with IQ over 200 have decided that the only valid strategy is to buy and never sell.
“Satoshi > Excel,” according to GPT-69 (the version that only runs on the blockchain).
🏦 3. The TradFi World Is Melting Down
Banks in crisis. Unpayable debts. Interest in a loop.
And amidst this chaos, Bitcoin is the most stable “risk asset” of the decade. Irony? Maybe. Truth? For sure.
🔮 4. Cabalistic Technical Analysis
The last golden cross coincided with the full moon and a drop in the consumption of fake stablecoins.
This can only mean one thing: $210K by December. If not, at least they spawned memes.
📊 5. The Bears Have Been Extinct
There are no more sellers. Just holders with ADHD and infinite hope.
No one wants to be the guy who sold before the $1M bullrun.
🔥Conclusion:
Bitcoin below $50K? Forget it. That’s in 2022, along with the giraffe NFTs in JPG.
The target now is $210K. And if not, no problem...
Because those who HODL always win on the weekly faith chart.
📢 Degen comment of the day:
“I sold my car for BTC. Now I only ride my electric bike and hope.” 🚲⚡
