THE RUG PULL CULT CONTINUES: DAVE PORTNOY IS THE NEW "GOD OF GREED" 🧟♂️💸
📉 21 tokens launched. 21 rugs.
It sounds like a meme, but it's real.
Dave Portnoy, the self-proclaimed “king of retail”, decided to turn GREED into a profession.
💰 Round 1 – $GREED
– Launched on Solana with messianic promises.
– He swore he wouldn't sell.
– Sold 35.79% of the supply.
– Result? From US$ 12.88M to US$ 123K in market cap.
– His estimated profit? US$ 258 thousand.
🧟♂️ Round 2 – $GREED2
– Rose like a rocket (US$ 28M of MC)
– Fell like a meteor (<US$ 710K)
– Same recipe, same deluded people.
🎭 Other “projects”:
– $JAILSTOOL: promoted → dumped
– $LIBRA: lost US$ 5 million, then tried to play the hero and refund
🩸 This is the reality of the market in the trenches.
While serious devs try to build,
celebrities turn tokens into slot machines.
🔥 Welcome to Crime Season™
This is not DeFi, it's a vanity casino with sardine liquidity.
🧠 Lesson of the day:
Blockchain doesn't lie, but marketing does.
And greed has a new name: GREED3 coming soon?
💬 and now?
Are you here to change the game or to be the exit liquidity of the next influencer?
