Dear Mr. Donald Trump, please stop it

I sit in cash? I lose to inflation. I buy real estate? Boomers dump on me. I buy ETH like your son told me to? I'm down 40%. I buy the Dow Jones? Worst day since the COVID crash. Now, I have to pay a premium on goods imported into the USA?

Please no more Mr. President. How am I supposed to win? There is currently no way to win, and I want to win forever.