💐Guru 💐

How are you preparing for the Pump Fun launch?

We are going to get so rich grass will touch us

$KTA was the strongest coin in shit market conditions

Imagine the strength during a raging bull

Infinity.

People my age are having their 2nd kid and I’m out here celebrating ETH not nuking the market after a pump

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I love when Coinbase sends me notifications

BTC at 111k Vs Alts at 111k BTC

Hearing rumors Pump Fun is launching a token? Haven’t heard much chatter about it on the timeline

I firmly believe my $KTA bags will melt up in due time

This run is far from over

I shilled it from 0.001c → $1.70

I’ll shill it from 60c → $5+

Team continues to put out tech updates/partnership announcements

Soon you’ll remember why this was the fastest horse of ‘25

How men look at 38 after calling skincare 'gay' their whole life

It’s been awesome watching $BONK & the $BONK Eco explode over the last 2 weeks

Everyone should be rooting for their success

The BONK team continues to be +EV for SOL

This eco taking off gave people something to believe in again, something crypto’s been missing lately

Idc about the PF vs BONK wars as long as we continue to get runners and stop the 5min PVP games

Accelerate

Yo dudes

Taking a much needed break

I’ll be back soon

Yes, I’m still bullish on all recent bags I’ve shilled, especially Keeta

Send them higher when I’m gone

Thanks,

Guru

Jump out of a 34th story window June

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This is a great looking chart

So I’m going to shill it, hoping it goes higher

I really hope it does

New Solana AI play

$KAI

Really nice bottom wick on $KTA

Bunch of 7 fig sells absorbed

Right back to 70c

Looks like Diddy got ahold of all my bags

Our altcoins just need to survive:
- Iraq/Israel conflict
- Tariffs
- Mass extraction events
- Liquidity fragmentation
- BTC.D up only
- FNF cabal coins
- Lack of retail interest
- Crypto IPOs booming
- People who sell after holding for hours

Then we can have an alt season

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