💥 BREAKING 🔴 #Binance introduces mandatory #KYC on #DEX platforms
🔵 #Bitcoin declared an "environmental threat," banned across all EU countries by 2026
🟢 Satoshi #Nakamoto found! Turns out, it's just an AI from OpenAI
While you're busy fact-checking, the markets have already dropped -30% and bounced back, and your order got executed at the worst possible moment.
🎭 Happy Trader’s Day! Or rather, April 1st! 📉😁📈