$ETH Yo, ETH fam! Let’s talk Trump Coin on Solana—total clown show. Built on Solana for speed (TPS flexing hard), it’s still a meme coin with no soul. Total supply? 1B tokens. 20% (200M) dumped at launch, 80% locked by Trump’s cronies (CIC Digital LLC & Fight Fight Fight LLC) for 3 years—smells like a rug pull setup. Trading on Meteora DEX, fees funnel back to their USDC wallets, keeping the big man fat while we hodl crumbs. Tech? Basic SPL token, no utility, no governance, just “MAGA vibes.” Solana’s PoS+PoH keeps it fast, but if the network chokes (like it has before), good luck swapping. Price? Pumped to $270B market cap, then crashed—classic hype trap. ETH’s got actual DeFi chops; this is just a grift riding Solana’s coattails. Don’t waste your gas—stick to the real king, ETH. Trump’s a chump, and his coin’s a joke. Hodl tight, fam!