$SOL 🚀 in January: My portfolio was a cosmic powerhouse 🌌, printing gains faster than a degen on leverage 💎🙌. Every coin I touched turned to gold, and my biggest worry was deciding which color Lambo to preorder 🏎️✨.
📉 Altseason now: My portfolio looks like it survived a nuclear winter ❄️💀. I’m holding bags so heavy NASA mistook them for dark matter 🛰️⚫. My only moon mission now is the debt collector’s calls 📞🚀.
Altseason isn’t a bull run—it’s a financial horror movie, and I forgot to check if I’m the main character. 🎬🔪
