$ETH “ETH has officially entered its magician phase – now you see it, now you don’t!”
Over the past 5 days, a whopping -217,025.4702 ETH has done the digital moonwalk out of the system like: “I’m not vibing with this anymore.”
Let’s break it down:
1. Day 1: -9,811 ETH – Just a little dip, ETH stretching its legs. “Brb, coffee break.” ☕️
2. Day 2: -32,706 ETH – “Okay, that’s not just coffee, someone’s packing bags.” 🎒
3. Day 3: -26,813 ETH – Panic button pressed. ETH be like: “Nope, I’m outta here.” 🚪
4. Day 4: -18,984 ETH – Still leaving. Probably stopped for snacks. 🍟
5. Day 5: -128,710 ETH – “WHO LET THE WHALES OUT!?” 🐳 “This is not a drill!” 🚨
All in all, ETH didn’t just dip... it dove headfirst into the void and left us staring at our charts like:
“Bro…” 🤯
“Again???” 🤣
