"When you buy at the peak, and the market decides to crash right after you!"
"You're not a trader.. you're an inverse indicator for the markets! 😂
Every time you buy, the market crashes.. every time you sell, the price skyrockets!
📉 You bought Bitcoin at 69K? The market dropped 50%
🚀 You sold an obscure coin? It went up X10 afterwards
Who else feels like they attract bad luck in crypto? 😅😂"
