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Trading Crypto is Just Gambling With Extra Steps
Welcome to crypto, the only place where a dog-themed coin can outpace your 401k, and a single Elon tweet turns ‘stablecoins’ into rollercoasters. Buckle up—this is going to be messy.
1. The Three Types of Crypto People
The “Expert” Guru: Posts from a rented Lambo, promises 1000x gains, and disappears when the rug pull hits (along with your life savings).
The Degenerate Gambler: YOLOs their rent money into a meme coin called $PONZI2.0—because the first one worked out so well.
The “HODL” Survivor: Still holding Bitcoin from 2013, unfazed by crashes, and probably living in a bunker.
Fact: 99% of crypto Twitter experts started as "just a guy who bought SHIB early.
2. The Crypto Market Explained (For Normal Humans)
Bitcoin: Digital gold (if gold dropped 30% because someone sneezed).
Ethereum: The "world computer" that charges $50 to send $5.
Memecoins: A lottery ticket, but with more dog memes and less dignity.
Stablecoins: "Stable" until the SEC wakes up and decides they’re not.
Pro Tip: If a project says "trustless, decentralized, and community-driven," it means "no one is in charge, and your money is gone."
3. Why You’re Probably Going to Lose Money
Pump & Dump 101: Whales buy low, tweet rocket emojis, you buy high, they sell. Congrats, you played yourself.
The “Next Bitcoin” Trap: Spoiler—it’s never the next Bitcoin.
Rug Pulls: When the devs "abandon" the project (and take your cash to the Bahamas).
Signs You’re in a Scam:
✅ Website has Comic Sans font
✅ Whitepaper is just a meme
✅ Devs are "anonymous" (aka already in Bali)
4. How to (Maybe) Not Get Rekt
DCA Like a Champ: Dollar-cost average instead of panic-buying at ATH.
DYOR (Actually): If you can’t explain the project, don’t invest in it.
Avoid FOMO: Just because your Uber driver is shilling a coin doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Remember: "In crypto, you either become a millionaire or a cautionary tale. There is no in-between.
Final Thought:
"Crypto isn’t a get-rich-quick scheme—it’s a get-poor-quick scheme with extra steps. But hey, at least the memes are good."
🔥 CTA:
Like this if you’ve been rugged before.
Comment your worst crypto mistake below.
Follow me for more painfully honest takes.
#CryptoMemes #RugPullSurvivor #BitcoinLOL #TradingFails #BinanceSquare
"This article is satire/opinion, not financial advice. Crypto is riskier than explaining Bitcoin to your grandma. Do your own research (DYOR), don’t YOLO your life savings, and remember: 99% of ‘gurus’ are just guys with a rented Lambo photo. Trade at your own risk—I’m not responsible for your gains, losses, or sudden urge to buy a meme coin named $SQUIRREL."
1. The Three Types of Crypto People
The “Expert” Guru: Posts from a rented Lambo, promises 1000x gains, and disappears when the rug pull hits (along with your life savings).
The Degenerate Gambler: YOLOs their rent money into a meme coin called $PONZI2.0—because the first one worked out so well.
The “HODL” Survivor: Still holding Bitcoin from 2013, unfazed by crashes, and probably living in a bunker.
Fact: 99% of crypto Twitter experts started as "just a guy who bought SHIB early.
2. The Crypto Market Explained (For Normal Humans)
Bitcoin: Digital gold (if gold dropped 30% because someone sneezed).
Ethereum: The "world computer" that charges $50 to send $5.
Memecoins: A lottery ticket, but with more dog memes and less dignity.
Stablecoins: "Stable" until the SEC wakes up and decides they’re not.
Pro Tip: If a project says "trustless, decentralized, and community-driven," it means "no one is in charge, and your money is gone."
3. Why You’re Probably Going to Lose Money
Pump & Dump 101: Whales buy low, tweet rocket emojis, you buy high, they sell. Congrats, you played yourself.
The “Next Bitcoin” Trap: Spoiler—it’s never the next Bitcoin.
Rug Pulls: When the devs "abandon" the project (and take your cash to the Bahamas).
Signs You’re in a Scam:
✅ Website has Comic Sans font
✅ Whitepaper is just a meme
✅ Devs are "anonymous" (aka already in Bali)
4. How to (Maybe) Not Get Rekt
DCA Like a Champ: Dollar-cost average instead of panic-buying at ATH.
DYOR (Actually): If you can’t explain the project, don’t invest in it.
Avoid FOMO: Just because your Uber driver is shilling a coin doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Remember: "In crypto, you either become a millionaire or a cautionary tale. There is no in-between.
Final Thought:
"Crypto isn’t a get-rich-quick scheme—it’s a get-poor-quick scheme with extra steps. But hey, at least the memes are good."
🔥 CTA:
Like this if you’ve been rugged before.
Comment your worst crypto mistake below.
Follow me for more painfully honest takes.
#CryptoMemes #RugPullSurvivor #BitcoinLOL #TradingFails #BinanceSquare
"This article is satire/opinion, not financial advice. Crypto is riskier than explaining Bitcoin to your grandma. Do your own research (DYOR), don’t YOLO your life savings, and remember: 99% of ‘gurus’ are just guys with a rented Lambo photo. Trade at your own risk—I’m not responsible for your gains, losses, or sudden urge to buy a meme coin named $SQUIRREL."
#CryptoMemes #NewTraderStruggles #CryptoMarket #CryptoHumor #BitcoinLife #FOMCReady #TradingFails New trader enters the crypto market like... 😅
Reality hits harder than a Monday morning!
Reality hits harder than a Monday morning!
Men will literally have this setup 👇
💻 Dual monitors
📈 TradingView open
📊 12 indicators
🧠 “Mindset of a millionaire” playlist
☕ Coffee in a crypto mug
🪞Mirror to watch themselves nod seriously
…
And still lose 99% of their net worth. 💀📉
#CryptoReality #TradingFails #BinanceBabes #RelatableAF $XRP $ETH $BNB
💻 Dual monitors
📈 TradingView open
📊 12 indicators
🧠 “Mindset of a millionaire” playlist
☕ Coffee in a crypto mug
🪞Mirror to watch themselves nod seriously
…
And still lose 99% of their net worth. 💀📉
#CryptoReality #TradingFails #BinanceBabes #RelatableAF $XRP $ETH $BNB
💸 Trader Loses $1.5M on CAR Memecoin 😱😱
An unknown trader suffered an unrealized loss of $1.5M after investing in a memecoin tied to the President of the Central African Republic (CAR).
📉 He spent $1.9M to buy 3.6M CAR tokens, entering near all-time highs and doubling down during the coin’s decline.
⚠️ Lesson learned? Memecoins are high-risk, and buying at the top is a recipe for disaster.
#Memecoin #TradingFails #CAR #RiskManagement
An unknown trader suffered an unrealized loss of $1.5M after investing in a memecoin tied to the President of the Central African Republic (CAR).
📉 He spent $1.9M to buy 3.6M CAR tokens, entering near all-time highs and doubling down during the coin’s decline.
⚠️ Lesson learned? Memecoins are high-risk, and buying at the top is a recipe for disaster.
#Memecoin #TradingFails #CAR #RiskManagement
I bought OM at $0.4.
Bought the top, sold the bottom.
Yeah, that’s me."
I regret buying OM.
Is there still hope? 😂
#OMUSDC #BoughtTheTop #RIPPortfolio #CryptoStruggles #TradingFails
Bought the top, sold the bottom.
Yeah, that’s me."
I regret buying OM.
Is there still hope? 😂
#OMUSDC #BoughtTheTop #RIPPortfolio #CryptoStruggles #TradingFails
❌ 7 Beginner Mistakes on Binance
🧠 Just joined Binance? Then avoid these common mistakes that make many lose money before they even understand the game 👇
$BNB $BTC $XRP
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⚠️ Common rookie mistakes:
1️⃣ Buying just because it’s green
📈 “It’s going up, I’ll buy now” → usually means buying the top 😭
2️⃣ Going all-in at once
💸 No bankroll management = one loss and you're out
3️⃣ Buying without knowing the token
🤔 PEPE, DOGE, BONK… Do you know what they actually do?
Not always just memes
4️⃣ Not using stop losses
🟥 “Only scared traders use that…” → then loses 40% in a dump
5️⃣ Following TikTok calls
🤡 “Buy now 100x profit” = disaster waiting to happen
6️⃣ Leaving crypto on the exchange
🔐 Zero security. Ever heard of a cold wallet?
7️⃣ Jumping from coin to coin
🐒 Swapping every week = never lets profits run
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💡 Want to improve fast?
Learn patience, read charts, and follow people who already made these mistakes (like me 😅)
#CryptoEducation #BinanceTips #TradingFails #BinanceSquare #TradingStrategyMistake
🧠 Just joined Binance? Then avoid these common mistakes that make many lose money before they even understand the game 👇
$BNB $BTC $XRP
---
⚠️ Common rookie mistakes:
1️⃣ Buying just because it’s green
📈 “It’s going up, I’ll buy now” → usually means buying the top 😭
2️⃣ Going all-in at once
💸 No bankroll management = one loss and you're out
3️⃣ Buying without knowing the token
🤔 PEPE, DOGE, BONK… Do you know what they actually do?
Not always just memes
4️⃣ Not using stop losses
🟥 “Only scared traders use that…” → then loses 40% in a dump
5️⃣ Following TikTok calls
🤡 “Buy now 100x profit” = disaster waiting to happen
6️⃣ Leaving crypto on the exchange
🔐 Zero security. Ever heard of a cold wallet?
7️⃣ Jumping from coin to coin
🐒 Swapping every week = never lets profits run
---
💡 Want to improve fast?
Learn patience, read charts, and follow people who already made these mistakes (like me 😅)
#CryptoEducation #BinanceTips #TradingFails #BinanceSquare #TradingStrategyMistake
I MESSED UP BIG TIME 💔📉
I thought I had the perfect breakout locked in—🚀 "Next target incoming!" But nope, the market had other plans.
Support broke, my portfolio took a dive, and my stop-loss? Yeah, I totally forgot about that. Rookie move! 😤🔥
Crypto doesn’t care about your confidence or hopes. Learned the hard way: always hedge risk, set stop-losses, and NEVER trust fake breakouts. 📉💀
The market sure knows how to humble you. But hey, on to the next trade—smarter and stronger! 💪
#Crypto #TradingFails #LessonLearned
I thought I had the perfect breakout locked in—🚀 "Next target incoming!" But nope, the market had other plans.
Support broke, my portfolio took a dive, and my stop-loss? Yeah, I totally forgot about that. Rookie move! 😤🔥
Crypto doesn’t care about your confidence or hopes. Learned the hard way: always hedge risk, set stop-losses, and NEVER trust fake breakouts. 📉💀
The market sure knows how to humble you. But hey, on to the next trade—smarter and stronger! 💪
#Crypto #TradingFails #LessonLearned
**How I Lost Nearly $3 Million on TRUMP Coin 💀💸**
Trading crypto isn’t for the faint-hearted, but this... this was on a whole new level of disaster! 😱
### **The Setup**
📉 **Position Size:** 82,300 TRUMP/USDT
🚩 **Entry Price:** $29.63
⚠️ **Mark Price:** $65.56
💥 **Unrealized Loss:** -$2,955,557.60 (-121.03%)
### **What Happened?**
I went **short** on TRUMP coin, betting on a market crash. But instead, the price skyrocketed! 🚀 My strategy didn’t account for the sheer volatility, and my estimated liquidation price was obliterated. Now I’m staring at this massive loss that still haunts me. 😩
### **Lessons Learned**
1️⃣ **Always Use Stop Loss**: Risk management is critical—no trade is worth this level of stress.
2️⃣ **Never Underestimate Meme Coins**: Their unpredictability can crush even the best-laid plans. 😵
3️⃣ **Crypto Is Not Gambling**: Treat it like a business, or you’ll pay the price (literally, as I did).
If you’ve ever experienced a shocking trade loss, you know exactly how painful this is. 🤕
💔 **Help me rebuild by hitting FOLLOW** and supporting my journey back to the top. Let’s learn from these mistakes and make smarter trades together. 🙏
#Crypto #TradingFails #TRUMPcoin #CryptoLessons #BounceBackStronger
Trading crypto isn’t for the faint-hearted, but this... this was on a whole new level of disaster! 😱
### **The Setup**
📉 **Position Size:** 82,300 TRUMP/USDT
🚩 **Entry Price:** $29.63
⚠️ **Mark Price:** $65.56
💥 **Unrealized Loss:** -$2,955,557.60 (-121.03%)
### **What Happened?**
I went **short** on TRUMP coin, betting on a market crash. But instead, the price skyrocketed! 🚀 My strategy didn’t account for the sheer volatility, and my estimated liquidation price was obliterated. Now I’m staring at this massive loss that still haunts me. 😩
### **Lessons Learned**
1️⃣ **Always Use Stop Loss**: Risk management is critical—no trade is worth this level of stress.
2️⃣ **Never Underestimate Meme Coins**: Their unpredictability can crush even the best-laid plans. 😵
3️⃣ **Crypto Is Not Gambling**: Treat it like a business, or you’ll pay the price (literally, as I did).
If you’ve ever experienced a shocking trade loss, you know exactly how painful this is. 🤕
💔 **Help me rebuild by hitting FOLLOW** and supporting my journey back to the top. Let’s learn from these mistakes and make smarter trades together. 🙏
#Crypto #TradingFails #TRUMPcoin #CryptoLessons #BounceBackStronger
Don’t use Copy Trade — Learn from my mistake!
I gave Binance Copy Trading a shot and picked someone with a solid 180-day ROI. Looked like a top performer, so I trusted them with 146 USDT.
🚨 In just 3 hours, they burned 79 USDT!
I knew the rest (67 USDT) wouldn’t survive… and yep, it’s gone too 😂😂
💡 Lesson learned:
Don’t rely on others. Learn to read the market yourself.
We can trade better than most of these so-called “experts.”
✅ Trust your own strategy — not someone else’s past stats.
#USCryptoWeek #TradingFails #Write2Earn
I gave Binance Copy Trading a shot and picked someone with a solid 180-day ROI. Looked like a top performer, so I trusted them with 146 USDT.
🚨 In just 3 hours, they burned 79 USDT!
I knew the rest (67 USDT) wouldn’t survive… and yep, it’s gone too 😂😂
💡 Lesson learned:
Don’t rely on others. Learn to read the market yourself.
We can trade better than most of these so-called “experts.”
✅ Trust your own strategy — not someone else’s past stats.
#USCryptoWeek #TradingFails #Write2Earn
Me trying everything... but it's always:
"SSH, Buy The Dip..." 🫣📉
Sometimes it’s not the setup, it’s the mindset.
Risk management
#CryptoHumor #BuyTheDip #TradingFails #BinanceSquare $LOKA $SUPER $JTO
"SSH, Buy The Dip..." 🫣📉
Sometimes it’s not the setup, it’s the mindset.
Risk management
#CryptoHumor #BuyTheDip #TradingFails #BinanceSquare $LOKA $SUPER $JTO
"Me: Finally sold the dip 💪
Market: 🚀 +175% right after 💀😭"
Ever happened to you?
👇 Drop your worst exit story in the comments!
#CryptoMemes #Binance #HoldOrFold #CryptoPain #TradingFails
Market: 🚀 +175% right after 💀😭"
Ever happened to you?
👇 Drop your worst exit story in the comments!
#CryptoMemes #Binance #HoldOrFold #CryptoPain #TradingFails
“MARKET BUY AT THE TOP”
Me: I’ll wait for the perfect entry.
Also me: Smashes market buy right before the dump.
👇 Tell us your worst market buy moment.
#MarketBuyMadnes #SlippageKing #TradingFails
Me: I’ll wait for the perfect entry.
Also me: Smashes market buy right before the dump.
👇 Tell us your worst market buy moment.
#MarketBuyMadnes #SlippageKing #TradingFails
Attention ‼️‼️ Attention ‼️ Attention ‼️‼️ Attention ‼️ Whale Loses $2.96M in 48 Hours – A Harsh Lesson in Leverage Trading
An Ethereum whale (wallet: 0xcddf) just lost over 90% of his $2.96M in only two days due to high-risk, emotional trading.
May 18: He opened a massive short on $ETH (41,851 ETH at $2,514) with 25x leverage. $ETH went up slightly, hitting his liquidation at $2,525, wiping $2.46M instantly.
Ironically, ETH dropped after he got liquidated.
Desperate, he went long on $BTC — $17.6M at $106,580 with 40x leverage. dipped, and within 45 minutes, he was liquidated again. Balance: $250K.
Still not done, he shorted ETH again at $2,444 with 25x — but by now, traders called it the "punching bag" strategy: always wrong, always emotional.
Takeaway:
High leverage is dangerous. Don’t let emotions rule your trades. Know your limits, and protect your capital.
#CryptoLessons ❤️#LeverageRisk #TradingFails #CryptoNews #Follow_Like_Comment
An Ethereum whale (wallet: 0xcddf) just lost over 90% of his $2.96M in only two days due to high-risk, emotional trading.
May 18: He opened a massive short on $ETH (41,851 ETH at $2,514) with 25x leverage. $ETH went up slightly, hitting his liquidation at $2,525, wiping $2.46M instantly.
Ironically, ETH dropped after he got liquidated.
Desperate, he went long on $BTC — $17.6M at $106,580 with 40x leverage. dipped, and within 45 minutes, he was liquidated again. Balance: $250K.
Still not done, he shorted ETH again at $2,444 with 25x — but by now, traders called it the "punching bag" strategy: always wrong, always emotional.
Takeaway:
High leverage is dangerous. Don’t let emotions rule your trades. Know your limits, and protect your capital.
#CryptoLessons ❤️#LeverageRisk #TradingFails #CryptoNews #Follow_Like_Comment
🤣💥 The Trader's Tragedy in One Line 💥🤣
I set a stop-loss ✋
Told myself: “Don’t touch it!” 🧘♂️
Price crept up to it... slowly… 🐢
I removed it 😅
BOOM 💥 Account gone.
Who am I? 👀
Just another emotional trader in the wild. 🧠📉
Follow me 👈 👈
👉 Be honest — have you done this too? 😂
$A
#TradingFails #StopLossStory #CryptoConfessions #RelatableTrader
I set a stop-loss ✋
Told myself: “Don’t touch it!” 🧘♂️
Price crept up to it... slowly… 🐢
I removed it 😅
BOOM 💥 Account gone.
Who am I? 👀
Just another emotional trader in the wild. 🧠📉
Follow me 👈 👈
👉 Be honest — have you done this too? 😂
$A
#TradingFails #StopLossStory #CryptoConfessions #RelatableTrader
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"When you buy at the peak, and the market decides to crash right after you!"
"You're not a trader.. you're an inverse indicator for the markets! 😂
Every time you buy, the market crashes.. every time you sell, the price skyrockets!
📉 You bought Bitcoin at 69K? The market dropped 50%
🚀 You sold an obscure coin? It went up X10 afterwards
Who else feels like they attract bad luck in crypto? 😅😂"
$BTC $ETH $SOL
📌 #CryptoMemes #TradingFails #WhenYouBuyTheTop #Bitcoin
"You're not a trader.. you're an inverse indicator for the markets! 😂
Every time you buy, the market crashes.. every time you sell, the price skyrockets!
📉 You bought Bitcoin at 69K? The market dropped 50%
🚀 You sold an obscure coin? It went up X10 afterwards
Who else feels like they attract bad luck in crypto? 😅😂"
$BTC $ETH $SOL
📌 #CryptoMemes #TradingFails #WhenYouBuyTheTop #Bitcoin
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🤡 We've all been there...
You sold to protect your losses... and BTC went up $2,000 five minutes later.
Moral: having a plan > acting out of fear
Did this happen to you this week? Tell me below 👇
#Binance #CryptoMemes $BTC #TradingFails
You sold to protect your losses... and BTC went up $2,000 five minutes later.
Moral: having a plan > acting out of fear
Did this happen to you this week? Tell me below 👇
#Binance #CryptoMemes $BTC #TradingFails
How I Lost Almost $3 Million on TRUMP Coin 💀💸
Trading crypto isn’t for the faint-hearted, but this... this was a whole new level of disaster! 😱
📉 Position Size: 82,300 TRUMP/USDT
🚩 Entry Price: $29.63
⚠️ Mark Price: $65.56
💥 Unrealized Loss: $-2,955,557.60 (-121.03%)
I went SHORT on TRUMP coin, thinking the market would crash, but it skyrocketed instead! 🚀 My estimated liquidation price was so far, but the volatility destroyed my strategy. And now, I'm sitting on this massive red number that still haunts me. 😩
💡 Lesson Learned:
1. Always use Stop Loss and Risk Management—no trade is worth this stress.
2. Never underestimate meme coins and their unpredictable hype. 😵
3. Crypto is not gambling; treat it like a business, or you'll pay for it (like me!).
If you've ever had a shocking trade loss, you know how painful this feels. 🤕
💔 Help Me Forget This Loss by hitting FOLLOW and supporting my journey back to the top. Together, let’s learn from my mistakes and make better trades. 🙏
#Crypto #TradingFails #TRUMPcoin #CryptoLessons
$TRUMP
Trading crypto isn’t for the faint-hearted, but this... this was a whole new level of disaster! 😱
📉 Position Size: 82,300 TRUMP/USDT
🚩 Entry Price: $29.63
⚠️ Mark Price: $65.56
💥 Unrealized Loss: $-2,955,557.60 (-121.03%)
I went SHORT on TRUMP coin, thinking the market would crash, but it skyrocketed instead! 🚀 My estimated liquidation price was so far, but the volatility destroyed my strategy. And now, I'm sitting on this massive red number that still haunts me. 😩
💡 Lesson Learned:
1. Always use Stop Loss and Risk Management—no trade is worth this stress.
2. Never underestimate meme coins and their unpredictable hype. 😵
3. Crypto is not gambling; treat it like a business, or you'll pay for it (like me!).
If you've ever had a shocking trade loss, you know how painful this feels. 🤕
💔 Help Me Forget This Loss by hitting FOLLOW and supporting my journey back to the top. Together, let’s learn from my mistakes and make better trades. 🙏
#Crypto #TradingFails #TRUMPcoin #CryptoLessons
$TRUMP
I SCREWED UP HARD 💔📉
Thought I caught the perfect breakout—🚀 "Next target incoming!" But nah, the market had other plans.
Support broke, my portfolio crashed, and my stop-loss? Yeah, forgot about that. Rookie mistake. 😤🔥
Crypto doesn’t care about your confidence or dreams. Lesson learned: always hedge risk, set stop-losses, and never trust fake breakouts. 📉💀
Sometimes, the market humbles you in the most brutal way. On to the next trade—smarter this time. 💪
#Crypto #TradingFails #Lessons
Thought I caught the perfect breakout—🚀 "Next target incoming!" But nah, the market had other plans.
Support broke, my portfolio crashed, and my stop-loss? Yeah, forgot about that. Rookie mistake. 😤🔥
Crypto doesn’t care about your confidence or dreams. Lesson learned: always hedge risk, set stop-losses, and never trust fake breakouts. 📉💀
Sometimes, the market humbles you in the most brutal way. On to the next trade—smarter this time. 💪
#Crypto #TradingFails #Lessons
THE AGONY OF DEFEAT
I thought I had it all figured out... Caught what I thought was the perfect breakout, but the market had other plans. My portfolio came crashing down, and my stop-loss? Forgotten in the heat of the moment. Rookie mistake.
Crypto doesn't care about your confidence or dreams. It's a brutal teacher, and I just got schooled. Lesson learned:
Hedge risk always
Set stop-losses, no excuses
Never trust fake breakouts
The market has a way of humbling you, and I'm rising from the ashes, smarter and more cautious. On to the next trade... #Crypto #TradingFails #LessonsLearned #RiseOfThePhoenix
I thought I had it all figured out... Caught what I thought was the perfect breakout, but the market had other plans. My portfolio came crashing down, and my stop-loss? Forgotten in the heat of the moment. Rookie mistake.
Crypto doesn't care about your confidence or dreams. It's a brutal teacher, and I just got schooled. Lesson learned:
Hedge risk always
Set stop-losses, no excuses
Never trust fake breakouts
The market has a way of humbling you, and I'm rising from the ashes, smarter and more cautious. On to the next trade... #Crypto #TradingFails #LessonsLearned #RiseOfThePhoenix
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"Zoomed in to see the chart, but turns out it's not Binance, it's a view of the Himalayas! 🌿📉
#Binance #CryptoMemes #Tothemoonbaby #TradingFails #NatureLover
#Binance #CryptoMemes #Tothemoonbaby #TradingFails #NatureLover
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