Dad, I Just Opened a 40x Short on #Bitcoin for $430M... Can You Start Talking About Tariffs Again, Please?๐๐ฃ๐ผ๐
The Ultimate Degenerate Move ๐
"Hey Dadโฆ remember when you used to talk about tariffs and bore us all to sleep? Well, I just opened a 40x short on #Bitcoin for $430 millionโฆ and I think we need to bring that conversation back. ASAP." ๐ฌ
What Happened?!
Bitcoin was chillinโ at $84Kโฆ
Then BAM! ๐ฅ Big red candle straight to $82K and beyond!
Me? I was feeling extra spicy ๐ถ๏ธ, so I smashed that 40x leverage SHORT button like a true degen.
And nowโฆ the heart rate monitor is flatlining. โ ๏ธ
Dadโs Tariff Talks = Market Manipulation?
We all know the family dinner vibe:
Dad starts rambling about tariffs ๐๐ขโฆ
Next thing you know, the market tanks!
Coincidence? I think NOT. ๐
$430M on the Line ๐ต
This isnโt Monopoly money, folks.
Itโs $430 MILLION riding on a 40x short!
One wrong move and liquidation hits faster than you can say โHODL.โ ๐ซ
But heyโฆ risk is the name of the game, right? ๐ฒ
So Dad...
Can you please start talking about tariffs again?
Maybe throw in some interest rate hikes and trade wars while you're at it?
We need some bad news to keep this short printing! ๐๐ค
Moral of the Story
Donโt short Bitcoin with 40x leverage unless you enjoy sweating bullets. ๐ฐ
Sometimesโฆ boring topics like tariffs might just be the alpha you need. ๐คซ
Always have an exit planโฆ or at least a dad who can move markets. ๐
Good Luck, Degens! ๐ซก๐ฃ
May your liquidations be few and your gains be massive! ๐๐
