Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.” 🤝📄
Me: “I’m a crypto trader.” 💹🔥
Interviewer: “Oh, interesting! What’s your biggest strength?” 🤔
Me: “I can watch my portfolio nuke -80% overnight 😵💫💀, call it ‘healthy market correction’ 📉, chug my 9th cup of coffee ☕, and still whisper ‘WAGMI’ before passing out. 😎💪”
Interviewer: “And your biggest weakness?” 😳
Me: “I have a few… let’s see:
🔹 Checking charts every 2 seconds like my life depends on it. 📊😵💫
🔹 YOLOing into FOMO pumps 🚀, only to panic sell at the absolute bottom. 💀📉
🔹 Telling myself ‘It’s just a paper loss’ as my savings evaporate. 💸🔥
🔹 Drinking more coffee than water. ☕☠️”
Interviewer: “Uhh… any other skills?” 🤨
Me: “Oh, of course! I can:
🔹 Refresh Binance faster than a high-frequency trading bot. ⚡👀
🔹 Calculate liquidation prices before I can count my remaining money. 🔢💀
🔹 Survive a -99% crash with nothing but copium & emotional damage. 🥲📉
🔹 Say ‘I’m in it for the tech’ while praying for a moonshot. 🚀🙏”
Interviewer: “Impressive… what do you do in your free time?” 😅
Me: “What free time? My life is just:
🔄 Long? Short? REKT? Repeat. 😵💫📉📈”
Interviewer: “...Welcome aboard.” 🎉🤣
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