Interviewer: โSo, tell me about yourself.โ ๐ค๐
Me: โIโm a crypto trader.โ ๐น๐ฅ
Interviewer: โOh, interesting! Whatโs your biggest strength?โ ๐ค
Me: โI can watch my portfolio nuke -80% overnight ๐ตโ๐ซ๐, call it โhealthy market correctionโ ๐, chug my 9th cup of coffee โ, and still whisper โWAGMIโ before passing out. ๐๐ชโ
Interviewer: โAnd your biggest weakness?โ ๐ณ
Me: โI have a fewโฆ letโs see:
๐น Checking charts every 2 seconds like my life depends on it. ๐๐ตโ๐ซ
๐น YOLOing into FOMO pumps ๐, only to panic sell at the absolute bottom. ๐๐
๐น Telling myself โItโs just a paper lossโ as my savings evaporate. ๐ธ๐ฅ
๐น Drinking more coffee than water. โโ ๏ธโ
Interviewer: โUhhโฆ any other skills?โ ๐คจ
Me: โOh, of course! I can:
๐น Refresh Binance faster than a high-frequency trading bot. โก๐
๐น Calculate liquidation prices before I can count my remaining money. ๐ข๐
๐น Survive a -99% crash with nothing but copium & emotional damage. ๐ฅฒ๐
๐น Say โIโm in it for the techโ while praying for a moonshot. ๐๐โ
Interviewer: โImpressiveโฆ what do you do in your free time?โ ๐
Me: โWhat free time? My life is just:
๐ Long? Short? REKT? Repeat. ๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐โ
Interviewer: โ...Welcome aboard.โ ๐๐คฃ
#CryptoTraderLife ๐๐ #CryptoTalkerBro ๐๐ญ ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ #joke ๐ #ChartWhisperer ๐๐ @Square-Creator-6bed74298bb8